Bots are my nicest friends

March 9th, 2007
[ Geek ]

I’ve reached a point in this so called online existence where bots are my dearest friends. Sure they’re not real people, sure you look odd going out for beers with a bunch of bots but they say such nice things to me and are so encouraging. If you humans talked to me half as nice as bots then I think this world would be right.

Some quotes from my fans….

From a guy, I think he’s a guy, named download free verizon ringtones, “Thank you for creating this wonderful place on the web.

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Wow, what an audience. Thank you bots. If not for you I’m really not sure I could keep this up.